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101 things undone

see a Broadway play... on Broadway
go to Egypt
stay in the nicest suite at a 5 star hotel
be officially the best at something
get sued by Salinger
go into space
survive with nothing for at least 5 days
shark someone at a game of pool
throw a dart at a map and go to wherever it lands
drive a motorcycle 150 mph
get mugged
conquer perpetual motion
makeout with an A-list celebrity
spend Christmas in London
start a secret society
witness extraterrestrial life
build a "computer bubble" with a rotating chair in the middle
open a theme restaurant
stop worrying
patent and produce an invention
juggle
change someone's mind drastically
have a truly amazing story to tell
thwart a crime
live in New England
find a dinosaur bone
go to a Dude Ranch
donate an organ
see a lion in the wild
pre-purchase my burial plot and tombstone
visit the Smithsonian
get punched in the mouth
save someone from a burning car
run into a friend I haven't seen in 10 years
experience the apocalypse
fly to work
get compted a room in Vegas
lean 50 words in Klingon
become an expert archer
shave my head
pull off a daring escape
raise chickens in Spain
be on a game show
eat a chimichanga at El Cazador
take the rap for a friend
be interviewed for a documentary
dress in a historically accurate Victorian gown for Halloween
have a coy pond
hold office
pose for a professional photographer
know someone's deepest darkest secret
design and build the set for a play
give a homeless person $100
dig a really, really deep hole
wear the same cartoon-esque ensemble everyday for a month
fall asleep on a mexican beach
get a wraparound tattoo of The Great Seal on my right torso
publish a poem
be caught up in a sporting event
own a fake Rolex
use a lath
own a life-size teddy bear
make fire, without a lighter or matches
have a mural
sculpt a bust
become a skilled sushi chef
stomp grapes for wine
build something utilitarian with Legos
find a secret passage
walk a tightrope
think of a good reason to own a woodburing kit, & then own one
write down a comprehensive explanation of my religious beliefs
wear my knee-high boots with capris
work at Medieval Times
stay blindfolded for 48 hours
ruin a new, unpurchased fur coat
sell a formerly internal, surgically removed, biological item on eBay
leave my mark- graffiti style!
do that beta, plant, fishbowl thing
own a snowcone shack
attend a convincing seance
go through a garden maze
live on a boat
participate in a Civil War reenactment
be randomly selected from a group of millions
give a kid a really cool bike
build a reasonably impressive sand castle
watch a building be demolished with explosives
call a phone sex line
see a tornado close up
paint a room black
set up a mystery for a stranger
visit a wax museum
fill the front yard with little snowmen running from one big snowman
own a quality katana
enter an eating contest
learn to dance
go behind a waterfall
change my name to Rachel Nevada
eat a flower salad
secretly spend the night in a library

CAR-FI '07
After 2 years, I again have car audio. (The silence had started to further encourage my tendencies toward road rage.)
Here-we-go-yeah!
PERCY'S MARS
"...upon the surface of Mars we see the effects of local intelligence."
REAL NINJAS
My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas.
MAKE YOUR TIME
All your base are belong to us... lest we forget.
GINGER KIDS
10% of kids born with Gingervitis commit suicide by age 16.

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