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 | | ASK THE ANGRY HEAD | | Welcome to Ask the Angry Head. Ask the Angry Head is your online source for Q&A from someone who is smarter than you. Please post your questions a la Dear Abby and don't use your real name. Your inquires and responses will be posted online, but remember... Angry Head will make sure you maintain your anonymity.
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 | I. Jakobsen | | Why does it hurt when I fuck? | | The Angry Head says: | | The most common cause is an allergic reaction to the oils in canine hair coming in contact with the penis when spooning naked with your pet. If you're in a state of denial and would like to put the blame elsewhere, it is possible that you come in contact with an OCCASIONAL case of the exotic Spanish "stubble del gatito". If this is the case, I would consider myself lucky and stop fucking complaining. |
| Sad & Glad , but not Mad in Debuke | | I'm not very good at being angry, but the guys at work are just about as angry as they come. They make fun of me and like to play practical jokes on me. I tried to share my other emotions with them but it was no use. They just Xeroxed my prescription for hemorrhoid medicine and passed it around the office. I want to fit in but I don't know how. Could you give me a few pointers on being angry? | | The Angry Head says: | Dear S&M in Debuke,
Bitterness. It's the key to all interoffice relationships and the foundation of gastrointestinal bleeding. The way to overcome your situation is to realize that you are the office schmuck and accept your niche in the business world. A few years of sleepless nights thinking about the futility of it all and you too will gain the bitterness needed to fit right in.
Once you find yourself bringing a gun to work instead of prescriptions you'll know you're on the road to TRUE success! |
| Anonymous in Seattle | | Yes, I was just wondering if this "Angry Head" idea is just a ploy to get people to admit their latent homosexual tendencies to you? When you guys come to Seattle we can boogie oogie oogie to Billy Joel! Let me know what you think... | | The Angry Head says: | | Yes. No. |
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| CAR-FI '07 |
After 2 years, I again have car audio. (The silence had started to further encourage my tendencies toward road rage.)
Here-we-go-yeah!
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PERCY'S MARS  |
| "...upon the surface of Mars we see the effects of local intelligence."
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| REAL NINJAS |
| My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas.
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| MAKE YOUR TIME |
| All your base are belong to us... lest we forget.
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| GINGER KIDS |
| 10% of kids born with Gingervitis commit suicide by age 16.
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